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Psychic Phenomena Expert Declares Girl Ghost Photo Real

1. Apparently there’s a girl eating candy leaning against the pillar.

3. Not too long ago, if you concentrated on images like this you could just barely see the ghosts.

4. Explaining Supernatural Phenomena.

I saw a ghost -> You saw it wrong, schizophrenia, Rorschach phenomenon.

For example, you hang a suit from the wall, and when you walk around the house at night, for a moment it looks like a person (in the Rorschach test, you look at a black dot and some people might see a fly, others might see an ant, the brain converts it to whatever you imagine).

If you inhale thinners, you see fun things when you feel good. If you feel bad, you see insects and traumatic things.

People are scared at night, so they tend to see scary things.

5. Sleep paralysis -> Brain mechanism.

Easily triggered by taking a nap during the day. The brain is unsure if it’s dreaming or in the real world. It panics, the neural command centre stops, and the body can’t move.

When the body can’t move, you feel fear. When you’re scared, hallucinations (dreaming with your eyes open) appear.

Ghost photos -> Photoshops, reflections of people walking by, seeing things wrong (seeing a face on a dirty wall or on a tree trunk isn’t uncommon).

Ghostly experiences -> Fake stories, moneymaking, work, dreams, hallucinations, schizophrenia, drugs.

6. That things shamans often do where they say they’ll draw the spirit of your old woman can also be explained like this.

Most elderly men and women that are drawn have short hair. If you say, “She used to have more hair,” then they’ll just say, “This is when she cut it.”

Cats and dogs are a set too. Even if you didn’t have a pet, they’ll just say “this was a local stray.” Meaning, as long as they don’t go too overboard, they can turn anything into a correct answer (I’m not saying this is a bad thing. Some people find relief from it).

7. Life flashing before one’s eyes (seeing god and your past right before you die).

Seeing your past is your brain searching past experiences to find a way to save itself before you die.

Brain visualisation. This isn’t a supernatural phenomenon so I won’t go into it further here.

A lot of elderly people say “I saw Buddha” as they’re about to die. This only happens in Asian countries. Europeans see Jesus Christ before they die. In other words, it’s hard to imagine something that doesn’t already exist in your head, so you won’t see it. When Europeans are about to die, they might say “I saw Jesus!” but not Buddha.

8. When celebrities and idols say they’ve seen a ghost, it’s no different to those whose whole character is about being weird, like saying “I’m from the planet Korin.” (I don’t necessarily think that’s bad).

Tiny old man -> An illusion. Easy to see in baths because your head tends to get foggy there. It makes it easier to see illusions.

It’s easy for people to fall asleep or see things in the bath. Or rather, in places where it’s easy to fall asleep or take a nap, it’s easy to see things that aren’t real. You can dream with your eyes open.

9. What’s important is that you can’t see what you don’t already know. You can only see what’s stored in your past memories. You can only see the information you already know. You can’t see what you don’t know. A person who sniffs thinners might hallucinate cockroaches or centipedes coming out of their body, but they won’t see things that existed in ancient times like Palaeodictyoptera.

A family that has seen ghosts for generations may have a family history of schizophrenia. Mental disorders can be passed down.

12. There’s an idiot here taking all this seriously.

13. The more scared you are, the more likely you are to have hallucinations. The more fun you’re having, the more fun an illusion you might see. This is the principle behind smoking narcotics, feeling good, then hallucinating that you’re flying.

The same applies to having nightmares if you eat too much and go to bed with a sore stomach. You’re in pain, so you have bad dreams. That’s how the brain works.

When you have sleep paralysis, you enter a hallucinatory state. Supposing you can see a clock, I want you to look around and check the time. And if you see a female ghost, look around and see if any hair has fallen on the ground. And it might be a bit much, but if a ghost touches you, check their fingerprints. You shouldn’t find a single thing.

15. It might be simulacrum or pareidolia.

18. >>15 What the hell is “simulacrum”? Lol. It’s “simulation.”

17. I once took a photo of my friends when we went snowboarding, and in the background there was this ghost gorilla like a Stand. It was hilarious.

20. What the hell is this thread? Someone explain it to me.

21. Why do we have out-of-body experiences?

22. There’s a girl who looks like a stick figure, right?

23. I wanna see more psychic battles like they do on Wednesday’s Downtown.

26. At the end of the day, psychics aren’t real, right?

28. Ah, you’re dead.

29. What the hell, this place is scary…

24. There’s someone here scarier than ghosts.

25. I’m laughing there’s some dude here who takes his hobby very seriously.

27. I’m laughing that some guy appeared who’s scarier than ghosts.

 

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