“If You Hear This Story, A Monster Will Appear…” Me: “Huh?”

1. Die, asshole.

2. Let me hear it, I want to meet them.

3. Turns out that OP is dead but doesn’t realise it yet.

4 (OP). That’s against regulations, man.

5. Kashima-san.

10 (OP). >>5 I reckon I could beat her, so she’s okay.

6 (OP). Any monster that’s gonna come visit me after I hear a story can just die.

8. Just make them go home.

14 (OP). >>8 But they won’t.

9. I heard an actor talking about a supernatural experience on Downtown DX and that same night I suffered sleep paralysis. Scared the crap out of me.

46. >>9 Today I dreamt that an alien was shooting me with a gun, and at the same time a knocking sound woke me up. I thought it was the police, so I panicked, but it turned out I was just hearing things.

47 (OP). >>46 Why are you so scared of the police?

51. >>47 It’s not like anyone other than the police would knock. The “tap tap” sound from my tongue instinctively made me think it was the police.

11. Try to look at it from the monster’s POV, they’re the ones that have to get to work every time someone listens to their story.

13. When you put it that way, Sadako must be extremely overworked. The time of her appearance is always set in advance and all.

15 (OP). >>13 She was probably pretty bored before it spread over the internet.

16. The smart play is to scroll to the bottom of the story first to check whether you should read it or not.

17 (OP). >>16 You’re a coward!

18. >>17 That sure sounds like something someone’s who’s actually a coward would say…

24 (OP). >>18 You’ve gotta act a bit cooler, man.

19 (OP). But nobody has ever actually seen a monster, right?

20 (OP). They’re scary.

22 (OP). Scary stories, die. Like Monkey Dream.

23.
The monsters sure are busy today.

26. Nube’s Teketeke was so scary I couldn’t sleep.

29. Like Purple Mirror and such.

33 (OP). >>29 Let them roam free till they’re 20, god damn.

55. >>29 Now that takes me back.

30 (OP). I’ll never be cool with monsters who come see you after you’ve read their story.

31 (OP). NO FORGIVENESS.

32. The scary ones are those where something starts knocking.

35 (OP). Monkey Dream just ain’t right.

36 (OP). Monsters are scary.

37. There was a short story about someone defecating on Mary-san standing behind them, right?

39 (OP). At least face me like a man, I’ll kill you.

59. I mean, that’s probably all they have to do.

42. How cute. Are you in elementary school?

44 (OP). >>42 I’m 45 years old, unemployed.

53. >>44 That’s gross. Die.

56 (OP). >>53 I’m gonna keep on living until I’ve used up my 30 million yen in savings.

43. Say Tonkaraton *angry face*

49. If the stories are just “a scary thing will appear,” then it’s like, “oh, that’s scary.” But when it’s “my friend died because of this one thing, and now that you have read this, it’s going to visit you too,” it’s like, “but you wrote this, so you’re still alive.” Then it’s no longer scary.

57. Monsters are so busy, they’re gonna die from overworking.

61. Let’s read all those stories in a single day and then let them have a battle royale.

62 (OP). Stoppppp, that’ll just give birth to a monstrous union like Sadakaya.

70. Just knowing the name “Shiraisan” is enough to get cursed, lmao. I wonder if all the Shirai-sans around the country are witches sprinkling the curse around.

73. I think these things are just superstitions, and I don’t believe in them, but once I had a dream where I saw a woman I’d never seen before in real life, and it freaked me out.

77 (OP). >>73 You too? You’re cursed.

74 (OP). Monkey dream: “They appear in your dream and curse you to death.” <- Just die, you piece of shit.

76. >>74 But you’re not dead yet.

79 (OP). >>76 It’s a suspended sentence.

75. There are so many of these types of stories now that it has become an actual genre, lol.

80 (OP). The monsters are also suffering from a labour shortage, so every now and then they have to put off their visits. They’ll come once you’ve forgotten about them.

82. How exactly do they find you? Are they listening at all coordinates around the world?

86. >>82 They must have a network like that. Like, “hey that guy heard your story” or something.

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