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3 Most Seriously Crazy Urban Legends

1. Artificial earthquakes, the moon’s true form, and what else?

4. Was the Tohoku Earthquake also artificial?

11 (OP). >>4 I dunno.

22. >>4 I’m in high school so I also don’t really know, but the ripples look just like those of a nuclear explosion, so some take it as either being natural or man made. If you wanna know more, you should check YouTube.

39. >>22 Are there actually people who believe those YouTube videos?

5. Wait, what’s the moon’s true form?

8. >>5 Why it’s that size.

13. >>5 Something about it being unnaturally large when compared to the size of Earth.

61. >>13 The universe itself is full of strange masses, so to demand consistency of the moon only is weird.

27. The moon is seriously wild.

41. >>27 Tell me more.

48. >>41 Like the same side always faces Earth.

53. >>48 Now that you mention it, I wonder why…

55. >>48 You should think about the other way around. Because one side of the moon always faces us, life was able to flourish. And that is why we humans who are able to experience such wonder were born.

14. Some people half joke and half seriously say the moon is just a big block of cheese.

15. The world eight minutes ago.
The discovery of the mysterious coin from Showa 64.
The mysterious 10,000 yen coin.

20. I wanna know more about this.

“5: kaze fukeba nanashi 2017/12/06(Wed) 01:55:17.07 ID:hRDoGrF80
The story of an abandoned house that was destroyed in Okayama and and ten pink and black kids ran from it.”

23. >>20 What thread is that?

21. Artificial earthquakes are sometimes caused by North Korea.

24. The urban legend that chameleon suits have been perfected.
The urban legend that optical camouflage suits are being tested around town.

35. >>24 There’s no way.

51. >>35 If you do something as small as a BB pellet on the floor, then you can make it see through. Source: National Geographic.

28. The urban legend that there were more victims in the Pepper Lunch case.
(Translator’s note: this was a case from 2007 where a restaurant manager and employees abducted, confined, and attacked a female customer).

38. The urban legend that there are lots of cases centred in the Hyogo area like the Amagasaki Serial Murder Incident.

47. Hearing about urban legends is fun and all, but you really shouldn’t believe them.

56. It’s scary to think that at first, even the urban legend enthusiasts are just curious.

67. I wonder if there are still people who believe stuff like “rassun gorerai”?
(Translator’s note: this was a phrase started by a comedy duo that was co-opted by conspiracy theorists online to spread anti-Japanese rhetoric).

70. >>67 That seriously made me laugh.

 

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