Kuchisake-onna: Am I Pretty? Me: “Yes.” “Even Now…?” “Yes.”
1. What happens after that?
2. I’ll make you look just like me!
3. She’ll cover your mouth and silence you.
4. I have a fetish for big mouths, so I welcome her!
5. I’d tell her that her face is nice, but her body is even nicer.
6. It’s the same route either way.
11. Kuchisake: “I’ve heard that level of response 3,000 times!”
14. As a serious response, she’ll say that if she looks pretty, she’ll make you look the same and tear your mouth open.
15. Like, “you’re screwed whether you answer yes or no” is the basis for most urban legends, so do you really think she won’t expect that type of response? Idiot.
18. My face looks like this but I don’t wear a mask.
19. “I’ll make you look just like me!” is kind of an absurd response. It’s the end result of a pathetic woman who thinks all humans are chasing “beauty.”
76. >>19 No no. The idea is that “I’m in so much pain and you’re making light of it, so I’ll make you feel the same thing as me.”
77. >>76 No, she does so out of purely good intentions, like, “I’m surprised you think I’m this pretty, so as thanks I’ll make you pretty too.”
21. My parents warned me about her when I was a child.
22. Isn’t it rather effective to answer with “so-so”?
24. >>22 It’s cute that she gets confused and doesn’t know what to do.
25. The woman who came back to life during the mask era.
26. I wonder what would happen if you laughed in her face?
28. Kuchisake-onna: “Am I pretty?”
Me: “Uooooooo!!!” *cuts my own mouth with a cutter knife*
Kuchisake-onna: “Eh?”
Me: “This is what you wanted, right? This is what you wanted?” *Kuchisake-onna grins*
I don’t think anyone’s ever tried that before.
31. Kuchisake-onna: “By your facial standards, I’d say so…”
32. She won’t come to people repellents like you guys.
34. What would she do if you spoke to her in sign language because you’re deaf?
36. >>34 I’ve heard about what would happen if you’re blind somewhere else before.
37. Kuchisake-onna: “Am I pretty?”
Me: “Are you on LINE?”
Kuchisake-onna: “How about now…?”
Me: “Let’s exchange LINE IDs.”
Kuchisake-onna: “The hell is up with this guy?”
40: You guys: “You’re pretty other than your mouth, so get outta here. Try looking at my face and asking that again. Don’t underestimate ugly dudes.”
Kuchisake-onna: “…I’m sorry.”
That’s how you guys win.
43. It’s interesting that Kuchisake-onna was the embodiment of my mother’s fears.
48. I’d hand her a harmonica and start a street performance.
52. If a beautiful woman suddenly approached me to talk, I wouldn’t be able to say anything to her, let alone about the slit in her mouth.
61. Kuchisake-onna: “Am I pretty?”
“Down with discrimination based on physical appearance!”
63. These days, a slit mouth can be fixed at Takasu’s place, right?
[Translator note: Takasu Katsuya is a famous plastic surgeon in Tokyo]
88. If you search the world today, you’ll probably find one or two women who had too many plastic surgeries and look just like Kuchisake-onna.