Lies You Believed As A Kid
1: Rain contains radioactive particles, so if you stand in the rain for too long you’ll melt.
5: If you drink cola, your bones will melt.
7: If you burn a photo, the person in that photo will die.
9: If you take a photo with three people, the person in the middle will immediately die.
10: If you’re walking through a bamboo forest, the second person in line will get bitten by a snake.
12: If you don’t listen to your parents, you’ll be sold to the circus. If you drink vinegar while at the circus, you’ll become flexible.
14: If you do something bad a namahage will show up at your house and eat you.
15: Demons live in Tokyo.
20: When I was a kid and returning home from kindergarten, I told my parents I wanted to go back again, they said, “If you enter kindergarten more than one a day, the lion will escape from its cage, so you can’t.”
2: My mother always went on and on about drinking milk so my bones would be strong. She drank like a fish and now in her old age she has osteoporosis.
23: That’s because she’s a woman. She’s gone through menopause so she can’t help that.
26: If you drink too much cola, you won’t be able to get an erection anymore… My mother said that when I was a kid and I didn’t get it, lol.
31: >>26 Your mother said such vulgar things?
36: >>31 With ease.
41: Baldies are unequalled.
44: If you eat something burnt, you’ll get cancer.
46: If you sleep facing the north, something bad will happen.
47: If you do something crazy, a yellow ambulance will show up.
49: If you eat eel with umeboshi you’ll get diarrhoea.
50: If you pee on earthworms your penis will swell.
51: I wish it would.
52: You throw your teeth that have fallen out onto the roof.
54: >>52 Don’t you bury your upper teeth in the ground and then throw your bottom teeth onto the roof?
56: If you touch a toad, you’ll get a wart.
58: My parents said if you eat your boogers you’ll grow tall… It was a lie but I still do it. You shouldn’t be picky with food!
60: If you boil cockroaches and then drink the water, you’ll grow strong.
62: If you whistle at night, cats will come!
65: >>62 I was told to stop because thieves would come, lol.
63: If you drink milk, you’ll grow tall and girls will get big boobs. If you touch the swirl of hair on the back of your head, you’ll stop growing. I’m a dude, but neither worked for me.
57: If you get married, you’ll have kids.