Apparently It’s Real Scary After You Kill Yourself
Translator’s note: This thread features 2channellers talking about suicide and death in their own unique way, so if you’d rather skip this one, please feel free.
1. That’s why you shouldn’t do it.
3. Can you kill yourself if you’re scared of the afterlife?
4. The only thing scary is your ugly face.
6. You won’t know unless you die!
9. To be honest, modern life is just a long drawn out suicide.
12. >>9 Because no matter how happy you are, in the end you die anyway!
10. Don’t kill yourself. What are you going to do once you’re dead?
11. Are not only the NanJers but the vippers ghosts too? [Translator’s note: NanJers and vippers are names used to refer people who use particular boards, in this case, the NanJ and VIP boards. These boards tend to have their own unique lingo and culture.]
13. S-S-Stop it.
14. Is is that thing? Where you repeat the moment you die over and over forever?
18 (OP). >>14 Yeah that.
15 (OP). Apparently it repeats forever. Wake up, get ready to die, die. Wake up, get ready to die, die. Wake up, get ready to die, die.
45. >>15 You’d probably get used to it around the third time.
20. I’ll go check it out for myself.
22. You must not kill yourself. The moment you die, you will suffer the agony of Hell where you will repeat the moment of your death endlessly and lose all ability to reason.
According to Heaven, killing yourself is a sin, and you will no longer be able to be reborn. You will endlessly relive the moment you died, over and over.
The holy angels told me this.
26. >>22 Go to the hospital! Quickly!
34. >>22 That would actually be a relief for me. The most terrifying thing for me is my consciousness just fading away to nothing. I have no idea what that’s like, for your consciousness to just no longer exist. How terrifying.
38. >>34 You experience that every day. Don’t you sleep?
47. >>22 That was a rumour spread by leaders at the time to slaves didn’t die so easily.
27. If it means I get to remain in this world, I’ll eventually get used to it and probably enjoy it.
32. >>27 You would die every day. Of course, that means suffering too. How could that be fun?
28. It’s not like dead bodies can talk.
31. For sure, Gold Experience Requiem truly is scary.
42. So, why do people die? Because this is already Hell.
54. This isn’t something that ugly trash like OP can decide.
59 (OP). >>54 If it were up to me, you’d go to Heaven after.
71. You don’t get it, huh? It’s proof of transcendence. Once you free your mind, you release yourself from the loop.
82. This made me think of Yume Nikki.
91. What the hell is this JoJo’s Part 5 thread?
98. So, kamikaze pilots are forever attacking? That’s way too painful. That’s why I think it doesn’t matter how you die. You have to do your best to live!
99. >>98 That was a different time.
100. >>99 I don’t think the afterlife changes just because time moves here.
105. >>100 How can I put it, I think we have a different way of looking at death. Kamikaze attacks involved people who didn’t want to die, but had to die. They were forced to die. They didn’t choose to kill themselves.
108. >>105 What about suicide in the Sengoku era then?
110. I didn’t express that the eras are different that well, sorry. One’s living environment during the war and in the present day are completely different. People who were sent on kamikaze attacks back then can’t be compared to people who are living now, yeah?
>>108 How the hell would I know about that? Think for yourself, stupid.
102. Is there some kind of system that erases everything embarrassing once you die?
119. So not even death is impartial in this world, huh?
121. >>119 It’s discrimination, right?
122. >>119 All inequalities are simply man-made, and that goes for death too.
120. It’s scary that people become nothing when they die, so that’s why we created the afterlife as well.
123. Apparently for animals it’s treated as just falling asleep.
127. >>123 Whoever would say that is a gorilla.
130. >>127 Well gorillas are primates, yeah?
125. Equality doesn’t exist. I mean, look around. Nothing exists in this world that’s exactly the same.
132. Seriously? I’m gonna check in to the psychiatric department.
141. If you fall asleep with the fan on, will you die?
144. >>141 In a worst cast scenario, your tummy will get cold.
154. I’ll curse those who kill themselves, so don’t worry!
37. You still have to find a job in the afterlife!!
If your cause of death is suicide, that’s gonna make it real hard to find a job!!