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Something Huge Appears to be Buried Under the Antarctic Ice

1. How scary.

“Scientists are baffled by a strange event in which a huge “abnormal presence” has been observed beneath Antarctica.

Confirmed through satellite imagery, the strange “abnormality” is believed to be underneath the area of the Antarctic known as Wilkes Land.

The size of this being stretches 151 miles (243 kilometres) in diameter and is at a depth of roughly 848 miles.”

35. >>1 That’s why they have a base there. They can go to the Earth’s core, and they can travel dimensions too.

5 (OP). The coordinates of where a face appeared.
72°00’35″S 168°34’56″E

58. >>5 That’s XABUNGLE Kato.

76. >>5 It’s Asashoryu.

13. Godzilla?

14 (OP). Scary.

16. It’s that thing with the people who live in the earth, right?

19. It’s probably just a bunch of really heavy metals.

21. “Abnormal gravity” sounds pretty cool.

22. Alien vs Predator?

24. It’s ancient Atlantis’s hidden southern base.

27. Because Antarctica wasn’t always a large land of ice. It’s the remains of an ancient civilisation.

29. It’s a Nazi base.

32. I don’t understand the theory that gravity is higher there than other places. Gravity exerts its power over everything, so it doesn’t matter what’s there or not.

75. >>32 Perhaps there’s something so heavy there that it generates its own gravity.

261. >>32 Even on the surface, gravity varies from place to place. It depends on the type of rock directly beneath and the density of the core even deeper below that.

39. There was something about a giant hole there too, right?

46. It has gravitational pull just means that there’s something heavy there, right?

59. That story about people living inside the earth at the south pole was really interesting.

60. It’s all going according to the Illuminati’s plans.

61. 480 kilometres covers just that much space? Antarctica is huge.

68. >>61 Well, it is a continent.

62. I heard there’s a place in Antarctica where the snow doesn’t accumulate. Why? The Earth truly is a strange place.

108. >>62 Because it’s just as dry as the Australian inland areas.

64. The Aliens and Predators are battling.

102. Things are definitely drifting towards the north and south poles.

120. It’s the flat Earth theory. There’s another world beneath us. That’s gotta be the entrance.

124. So it’s saying there’s something really heavy there? It’s not like the earth’s surface is light, so what on earth could it be to have such specific gravity?

135. >>124 An easy way to think of it is a large mass of metal = a meteorite.

154. >>135 A meteorite that size would have to be one big enough to have caused the Moon.

167. >>154 They exist in South Africa and America too. The biggest is the one in Mexico that wiped out the dinosaurs.

220. >>167 That’s the one that made the current shape of the Gulf of Mexico, right?

128. At any rate, it’s gotta be magnetic, right?

129. We still don’t know anything about Earth.

150. >>129 Apparently we only know about 5% of the oceans.

147. The magnetic field down there seems wild.

166. When they dug up the Moai they found their whole bodies too.

169. >>166 What an slovenly body.

174. The Thing.

178. This isn’t photoshopped.

183. >>178 Looks like Dotechin.

187. >>178 It’s a kokeshi doll.

182. Maybe there’s a huge mass of metallic ore there?

185. It’s so big.

210. >>185 Well it is a continent, and it’s bigger than Australia.

193. It’s a weapon.

195. The deepest hole humanity has ever dug was only about 13 kilometres long.

199. >>195 Was that in Russia? You can hear something in it, right?

234. >>199 You can hear something?

239. >>234 Something like a bell ringing.

240. >>239 There are people living in the Earth.

242. >>234 There was talk of hearing a person’s voice or something… Well, there’s a lot of gossip and it’s unknown whether any of it is true or not.

204. So, it might be not that something is there, but rather that nothing is there. The Earth is so huge that maybe it’s missing parts.

206. These things always end up being no big deal and then everyone forgets about them anyway.

212. >>206 If it actually become big news that would be a bit of a problem.

216. There was something like this in Doraemon, right?

224. It’s the remains of those who controlled the earth before humanity was born.

272.

18. It’s gotta be the remains of an ancient civilisation. How boring.

131. >>18 That’s not boring at all.

21. A diameter of 243 kilometres is stupidly massive.

24. The Second Impact?

23. The pyramids exist, and beneath the ice used to be a lush continent, so maybe it’s actually Atlantis, for real.

46. Meteorites are lumps of stupidly heavy metal, right?

50. That theory of the hollow Earth feels a little more realistic now.

48. The hollow Earth theory has a certain romance to it, huh?

52. It’s a geofront.

57. An unknown virus might be sleeping in there.

68. I don’t know anything about this, but doesn’t a rotational axis have stronger gravity because centrifugal force doesn’t work?

79. >>68 They do say that you’ll weigh less if you weigh yourself in Okinawa compared to Hokkaido.

86. To reply seriously, it’s just the remains of an ancient civilisation. They had more advanced science than we do today, so they built a civilisation in the Antarctic ice.

116. >>86 This discovery would be so amazing that I laughed.

88. Makes me think of Alien vs Predator.

102 (OP). Plus there’s the Black Knight satellite that has been orbiting and observing the earth for 13,000 years.

115. >>102 It’s just rubbish.

103. Maybe they’ll find a new breed of humans there.

105 (OP). The Earth is finished.

110. It’s the spaceship our ancestors came here on.

111. It’s this guy.

157. >>111 What the hell is that?

190. >>157 It’s the Hitogata. An UMA that apparently lives near the South Pole.

118. It’s probably just an alien’s UFO, how boring.

140. The “time” has come…

153. Apparently there’s something buried in Hakone as well.

160. There are crazy things in the Antarctic waters. What the hell is this?

177. >>160 The picture quality is so trash that I can’t tell.

232. >>160 A squid?

261. >>232 I dunno. Using Google Earth’s measuring tool, it’s 35 metres long just from the part that’s sticking out of the water.

171.

This is truly epic.

241. >>171 Did you not know that was made on 2channel?

173. The US army also released UFO footage, we’re cramming too much into 2020.

197. Enrico Pucchi’s gonna have to head to Antarctica now…

200. It has to be from a meteorite hit. The Moon has them too.

215. Even if it’s fake, it’s exciting, so I’m perfectly okay with it.

224.

230. >>224 Freeze dried tofu.

226.

231. >>226 What’s up with those squids?

253. >>226 They feel like they’d show up in Wizardry.

235.

These mysterious shapes in nature are full of a sense of adventure.

252. >>235 I feel that. If you said this was a dinosaur survivor, I’d believe it.

264. >>252 It’s Conan Doyle’s Lost World.

306. >>264 It was Doyle, not Verne?

335. >>306 It was Conan Doyle. On that note, the radio drama of Lost World on YouTube is pretty good, I recommend it.

270 (OP). >>252 The fact that natures creates these things is no doubt how myths were born.

258. It has begun.

278. All of this was predicted by Kubaba, right?

117. I’m excited.

 

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